Wednesday, July 12, 2017

lists 1

I can burp on command.
I have exceptional business instincts.
I have incredible endurance.
I can stick my whole fist in my mouth.
I cook tremendously.
I know how to dance.
I can learn from my mistakes.

Friday, July 7, 2017

A Certain Amount Of Dog Nipples

Each emotionally rendered panel stumbling
towards the truth slightly cautioning, protect your 
heart, heal your troubles, and 
with the blessing of fate and fortune moving 
toward an ornamentation of color, 
adorns the reins of two lovers, 
a rainbow of blessings, the details
written long ago in the book of
secrets not for the faint of heart.  
all the magic in the world can't take this pain away

I blew up eggs today.

I've have failed at boiling eggs three days in row.

Thursday, July 6, 2017

I want to be the Sally to your Rusty.